billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
WORK WAS SO BUSY TODAY god i am pooped but obamacare passed so things aren’t too bad!
i’m officially back to tumblr eyyyo
offendpoppunk: and the drums
screatures: Goodnight everyone. Now is the time to take your clothes off and go to bed. Put some other, different clothes on if it makes you feel more comfortable. But having them off is better, in case of an emergency like a fire or intruder you are lighter and therefore more powerful and swift as well as being given an element of surprise. I sleep naked because I have a certain mystique I’m...
wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
theepichumor: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
methlabrador: sext: i grab ur boner like a slot machine handle. your eyes roll backwards to reveal matching dollar signs n coins pour out of your mouth
boatmobiles: Happy opposite day squidward we hate you
Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via ceedling)
if ur a hot guy show me ur abs i want 2 see them WHAT TIME IS IT HE WAS THEIR FRIEND
bowlingforsoup: wow this is definitely not a nashville party :/
krispy kreme told me to follow my dreams so i want to :D
deantiel: if you don’t think the best thing in the world is dunking wendys fries in a frosty you can fight me
“it’s only oral” says hayden panettiere, flipping her mall bangs out of her eyes…
oldfilmsflicker: neutralsoymilkhotel: nothing any member of N*SYNC has done or ever will do will ever compare to the moment in My Big Fat Greek Wedding when Joey Fatone turns around and says, “Hey Ian! We’re gonna kill ya!” and resumes dancing
they had to explain “lmao” on law and order get with it elliot